Welcome to My Blog!

Welcome to Special Ed's Blog! What the hell is a Blog, you ask? It's like a diary, only gayer. It used to be that only teenage girls and closeted artsy types kept diaries, but now even some straight guys have them. I bet the word Diary is really pissed off at this Blog dude for stealing all of Diary's thunder. Diary.com is like "What the fuck happened?" But he shouldn't worry too much because eventually people will realize how gay the word "Blog" sounds and Mark Cuban will buy Diary.com for $38 Million Dollars and Diary will be fashionable and hip again and Blog will be left holding his asshole wondering what happened and Hey, where did all my friends go? Did you catch that hotlink there? Yep, that's Mark Cuban's BLOG! Most blogs are freaking boring because most people are so boring. Who cares about the lives of these people?? I want to read a blog by a twelve-year old child soldier in the Sierra Leone civil war. I want to read a blog by an NBA rookie detailing all the ass he's getting. I want to read a blog by a hot, young stripper describing how she gets herself pumped up to dance for fat old men for a bunch of dollar bills. Or I want to read a blog by a homeless guy. A tech-savvy billionaire like Mark Cuban could totally step up and help the homeless. He should provide the homeless with affordable laptops so they can blog too. Maybe then, I'd have a reason to read someone's blog.